Resolved: No Resolutions
To The Editor:

What's all this nonsense about making resolutions in 2008? Haven't we learned yet that we do not say or do anything unless we give our full consent? Don't blame your spouse, friend or neighbor for putting the wrong words into your mouth.

So, c'mon, leave the resolutions to Neanderthal Man, where they probably started.

Oh, yeah, I was guilty of them at one time. but now, I'm a grown man. Sincerely, John Favicchio Flushing